just come out here and I will go home with you...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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