And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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