Yo dont text me then not text me
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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