the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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