what if I'm pregnant?
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First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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