you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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