Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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