I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I smell like Dick and happiness
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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