we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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