I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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