Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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