That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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