There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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