I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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