Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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