some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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