hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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