So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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