Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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