you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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