The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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