My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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