I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He? As in you personified your dick?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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