Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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