i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
we should paint friendship bongs
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