Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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