you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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