ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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