they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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