Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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