I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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