Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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