I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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