I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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