his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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