I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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