I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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