My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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