Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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