She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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