My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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