Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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