Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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