my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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