Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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