i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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