Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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