She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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