Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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