Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
