i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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