I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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