I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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